69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
whose ass print is on the piano?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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