the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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