Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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