so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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