i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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