singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Reggie can tackle my bush.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
