I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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