I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
