gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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