using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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