We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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