Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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