the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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