dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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