He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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