tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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