Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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