i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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