You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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