How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
