my sisters under your porch take her home
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize
