Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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