so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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