dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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