YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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