I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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