how can u be prego again
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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