it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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