I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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