i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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