clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
did you just send me my own nude
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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