dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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