She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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