i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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