and you said cock pushups were impossible
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Farmville is her only friend.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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