She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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