you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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