Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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