No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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