You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
be right there i have to get my cape
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
i think im in europe. pls send help
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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