At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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