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i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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