Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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