I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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