Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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