ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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