ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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