i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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