Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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