Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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