he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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